22 Ways to make a guy smile
by J.R.Spence

1.Make some good food

2.Let him play his music

3.Let him choose what to watch on TV(and i'm with you in hoping its not sports)

4.Laugh at all his jokes even the retarded ones

5.Tell him he is so much more interesting/attractive than your last boyfriend

6.Let him drive as fast and reckless as he wants

7.Give a little tease but not enough to make our "drill sargents" stand at attention

8.Let us give our imput during your underware shopping(modelling a definate plus)

9.Keep us as far away from our parents as possible as often as possible

10.Stop renting stupid "chick flicks" either get a good one that makes us laugh or break out the Quinton Terrintino flicks

11.Do not hog our blankets in the middle of the night

12.Never hand us anything pink no matter how "cute" it seems to be

13.Give us the breathing room of a guys night out

14.Never ask us "do i look fat in this?"

15. Let us style our hair any way we want and never make fun of our desicions no matter how crazy they may seem

16.If we get lossed dont nag us to stop and ask for directions we'll do it eventually while using the excuse that we have to use the restroom

17.If we say we dont want to go out tonight it means we are broke and dont want you to pay for everything DONT PUSH US

18.Leave the camera in your room when you come over...a guys room is his sanctuary unless people are invited no one may see whats inside and pictures help to break that code

19.Break up with us before you cheat on us...you obviously dont care enough about us not to not sleep with someone else so just give a call say its over and well talk about it tomarrow

20.Never make us quit any rituals of having fun reguardless of the legal situation(dont make us quit drinking, or smoking(any substance))

21.We arent into the cheesy romance lovey dovey romance songs during sex leave our sterios alone please

22.The obvious is a little bit of undercover lovin

sorry if anyone was offended but you must know that not all men believe this in fact i dont buy into half of it...i personally am slightly more sensitive than most of these things make me appear, but nevertheless i felt that since the girls got a list the guys deserved one too.

the following is a friend of mine's journal...this was my reponce to her entry
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